J I M M Y I S M S
The following is an ever growing list of statements that pour from the mind of my Bro James Langley. Some are truths, some are wise and some are just plain funny.
Anyway, he's a great friend and good guy... Lord knows theres not many of them around.
"Thats screwed up as who shit in the ditch."
"I wish I could buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth."
"She may be beautyful now, but if you married her she'd swell up like a dead cat in a creek."
"Aint no such thing as gravity... The earth just sux!"
"Wives last as long as the marriage, ex-wives last forever."
"It's hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock in August in the trunk of a 55 Cadillac in a junk yard in Brownsville Texas."
"That's funner than stompin baby chickens."
"Sex is only dirty when it's done right."
"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhinoceros and sop the soars with a burnt biscuit."
"Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits."
James rides a fully customized Honda Shadow 1100.
He's riddin it all over hell and half of creation. Sometimes I think the bike is just another part of his ass.
This page is for you Bro!
A friend to be a friend...